our band.

Jun. 29th, 2005 02:38 pm
[identity profile] senzatema.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] unitedcog

By limitedbythesky

sister suffragettes Stats

Formed: 29th June 2005
Split: 9th August 2012
Best Album: 'Select Thewless Crustier Mouchoir Frottage' 7/10 in the NME
Best Single: 'Yammered Cymene Subhuman Pomade Foaling Else' 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 4th January 2011.)
Records Sold: 222,870 in total (99,566 albums, 123,304 singles).
Reputation: Obscure
Groupies: mymanbag reportedly beat whisperwords to within an inch of their life after the sister suffragettes keyboardist refused to let him play the guitar on one of their singles. sarberry and gandalflives were more than happy to compensate for any ill feelingS.
Other'Lode Scaliest Muring Cager' was denied airplay on MTV after the stations producers labeled the track as the most pretentious, worthless pile of shite since Paul McCartney's last solo single.

sister suffragettes Member Profiles


High pitched, utter, off key shite. No we're not talking about Thom Yorke. We're on about senzatema!


In order to portray their anti-vegetarian sentiments publicly, sarberry used to use a live chicken as a
guitar pick.

Constantly out of tune and rhythm, gandalflives is definitely a candidate for 'Best Two Fingered Bassist' in
the music industry.

sourlemonade's time signatures were so obscure that at one point Radiohead were trying to poach him. This was before they released that sourlemonade was just shite at keeping time.

whisperwords posesses the unique ability to detune pianos by simply looking at them.

Single Releases

# Title Date
19 Troilite Signora Sep 2005
23 Wiggles Cimices Spanners Toothier Upborne Oct 2005
35 Tensions Campion Bearskin Protest Dec 2005
76 Berms Bulimiac Carbon Mitres May 2007
75 Bricole Chaqueta Jul 2007
62 Tidal Yucked Gobble Knaur Epitaxic Enduro Oct 2007
39 Pulsed Habits Insanity Volvas Preanal Lights Nov 2007
63 Busting Feb 2009
N/A Lode Scaliest Muring Cager Mar 2009
N/A Amounted May 2009
N/A Pyrrolic Spandril Thrash Stodged Cassavas Jul 2009
50 Swinking Pitcher Nov 2010
23 Yammered Cymene Subhuman Pomade Foaling Else Jan 2011
22 Fringe Mar 2011
19 Czars Plenches Lucifer Gramps Jun 2011

Album Releases

# Title Date
21 Select Thewless Crustier Mouchoir Frottage Jun 2005
36 Goos Mar 2007
40 Outraved Nov 2008
91 Crimper Posset Nonpasts Rebop Aug 2010

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