'Select Thewless Crustier Mouchoir Frottage' 7/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Yammered Cymene Subhuman Pomade Foaling Else' 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 4th January 2011.)
Records Sold:
222,870 in total (99,566 albums, 123,304 singles).
Reputation:
Obscure
Groupies:
mymanbag reportedly beat whisperwords to within an inch of their life after the sister suffragettes keyboardist refused to let him play the guitar on one of their singles. sarberry and gandalflives were more than happy to compensate for any ill feelingS.
Other
'Lode Scaliest Muring Cager' was denied airplay on MTV after the stations producers labeled the track as the most pretentious, worthless pile of shite since Paul McCartney's last solo single.
sister suffragettes Member Profiles
senzatema
High pitched, utter, off key shite. No we're not talking about Thom Yorke. We're on about senzatema!
sarberry
In order to portray their anti-vegetarian sentiments publicly, sarberry used to use a live chicken as a guitar pick.
gandalflives
Constantly out of tune and rhythm, gandalflives is definitely a candidate for 'Best Two Fingered Bassist' in the music industry.
sourlemonade
sourlemonade's time signatures were so obscure that at one point Radiohead were trying to poach him. This was before they released that sourlemonade was just shite at keeping time.
whisperwords
whisperwords posesses the unique ability to detune pianos by simply looking at them.